Yaaaaaaay distraction


10 things you wish you could say to 10 different people right now:

1. You are my best friend and always have been for 17 years.

2. Penis.

3. I used to like you... until I realized that you're boring. :]

4. Uggghhh I fucking hate you. You ruin everyone's lives and them blame it on them.

5. Justin Beiber is 5-years-old. Don't be a cougar. Also, Lady Gaga is a man.

6. Plleease go away.

7. What

8. You are the nicest person everrrr and you make me Korean foooood so issallgooood

9. Good times. Gooood times.

10. Yeaahh no.

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9 things people may not know about you:

1. My hair is seriously red. Even though my eyebrows are like black.

2. Sometimes I scare myself with how guyish I can be.

3. I used to be emo/scene. ..HAHA yes

4. I hate America.

5. I SUCK at math. SUUUUCCKK. So bad.

6. I don't believe in God, and I despise organized religion, so get that bible tfo

7. All my friends are thespians and or artists/writers. So I am naturally insane.

8. I love seafood. Don't you?

9. I slept with your mom last night. It was nice.

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8 ways to win your heart:

1. Be awesome.

2. Don't be sappy.

3. Don't dress like an idiot. In other words, have awesome clothes. (Yeahhh I'm shallow, what else is new)

4. Have awesome hair that you won't mind me pulling.

5. Be George Harrison. If you're not, that's ok I guess.

6. Do a barrel roll.

7. Don't be weird. Seriously.

8. I'M SO PICKY *weep*

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7 things that cross your mind a lot:

1. The future. ...............

2. Sex. I'm serious.

3. The Beatles. Kinda goes hand in hand with sex. Scandalous.

4. As of late.. AP Art. x[

5. College.

6. My clothes.. because I go shopping like once a year but I hate it... it's sad. /:

7. I'm always thinking about things to write.

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6 things you do before you fall asleep:

1. Homework. Haha score

2. Maybe listen to music.

3. Celebrity dance party

4. Water my bonsai tree.

5. Maybe play guitar.

6. Clean my room if I'm really bored.

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5 things you notice in the opposite sex:

1. Hair.

2. Clothes.

3. Personality obviously.

4. Height....... am I weird?

5. Facial region haha

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4 things you wish you never did/had:

1. Oh man... Well that one time...

2. Slacked off in school up until now.

3. Ate all those zebra cakes in 6th grade.

4. Been so shy my entire life.

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3 songs to describe your life:

1. I hate song questions because I have too many favorites.... Umm.. I'm Only Sleeping by the Beatles

2. Fixing a Hole by the Beatles.. again.

3. Either Eight Days a Week (Beatles), Within You Without You (Beatles), or something by Green Day. I DON'T KNOW THESE ARE TOO HARD ADLSDK

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2 things you want to do before you die:

1. Write a novel.

2. Travel the world.

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1 confession:

1. If murder wasn't punishable by law, I'd totally commit it.


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